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Bank of America Bot Cares About You

07 Jul

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I’ll let the horror of automation speak for itself. Not that you need further reassurance that there are no “souls” aboard this ship.

WARNING: Some naughty language (this is completely uncensored).

  • We’d be happy to review your account with you to discuss any concerns. Please let us know if you need assistance.
  • We are here to help, listen, and learn from our customers and are glad to assist with any account related inquiries.
  • Thank you for following up. Have a great weekend!
  • I work for Bank of America, is there anything I can do to help?
  • Hi [name], what happened? Anything I can do to help?.
  • Thank you for the feedback, we will share it with our leadership team.

I took a bunch of screenshots and stitched it together in Photoshop. The screenshots themselves were completely unaltered.

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